the mechanical contrivium
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yat!
- Yat can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatiry
- About 100 people choke to death on yat each year!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in yat.
- If you break yat, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than yat, and 400 times smaller!
- You can tell if yat has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
- Yat can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks yat!
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but yat can not.
- White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain yat!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Norhayati!
- Norhayati once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- By tradition, a girl standing under norhayati cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of norhayati!
- If you break norhayati, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- Norhayati was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
- Norhayatiology is the study of norhayati.
- Norhayati was named after Norhayati the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’!
- Norhayati cannot jump.
- Donald Duck’s middle name is norhayati.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on norhayati.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yati!
- If you blow out all the candles on yati with one breath, your wish will come true!
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and yati would be as small as a pea.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to yati.
- Early thermometers were filled with yati instead of mercury.
- Yati will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
- Research indicates that yati will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- If the annual Australian yati crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of yati!
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented yati, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- When yati is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes
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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=&gender=n
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this is so funny… ahaha… thanks ieja for the link!
yeah… i know… getting a bit obsessed with the answers generated from all the names… muahaha… very amusing…
March 5th, 2006 at 2:10 am
a chimpanzee can learn to recognise itself in the mirror, but yat cannot.. huhu nape cam insulting je bunyi… hahhaha
March 5th, 2006 at 3:46 am
ahaha… that one is a good catch… absolutely love it!!! tergelak gelak aku baca jawapan yg digenerate oleh mechanical contrivium nih…